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PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER   ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER   DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT   THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE   GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE   THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS   DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM   SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME   ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY   ELECTION RESULTS : When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT   SNOOZE ALARMS : When you rearrange the letters: ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S   A DECIMAL POINT : When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE   THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE   ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE   AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:   MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER                                ...

Testimonial-Major Digestive Issues

About twenty years ago, 1991, I began to have digestive problems that brought on pain and over all continual discomfort.  I went to an MD and after the normal tests and such the doctor recommended that I have my gall bladder taken out. The procedure was done laproscopically and it was a rather easy procedure.  However, a few days after this procedure, I was again experiencing pain shortly after I had eaten. I went back to the doctor and they recommended an ERCP procedure.   This is a process where they go down your throat with several instruments and clean out your bile duct. After the ERCP procedure, things went on fairly well until 2005.  That’s when I began to have severe  pain in my stomach,...

Warren to talk in Eagan on July 12th

Warren willl be giving a talk at the LIfe Lines meeting, Tuesday July 12th at the Eagan Community Center at 7:30-9:00 pm. The address is 1501 Central Pkwy Eagan, MN 55121   It has been 12 years already since Warren King last spoke to us. He wants to share what he has learned since then with us. Warren has had a lot of experience and has treated 7000 patients since he became a licensed acupuncturist 20 years ago. In his busy practice Warren specializes in technique called Auricular Medicine, where a map on the ear is used to find out what is happening in the whole body. He also uses a system of homeopathy, called “drainage homeopathy” which has to do with the opening of the elimination organs...

New Paradigm in Healing Newsletter – Summer 2011

New Paradigm in Healing Newsletter - Summer 2011 Introducing Warren King (The Organ Whisperer) For years patients have been confounded as to how to explain to friends and family what it is I do. "Well he kind of waves something near my head and knows everything that is going on inside me." So I have recorded a 10 minute audio explaining my background, training and approach to healing. It is now posted on the homepage of my website, as well as on a CD that you can pass along to others. So now you can direct people to warrenking.com so they can find out what I do. And for those who are not as technologically advanced or less prone to log on to the website, we can get you a CD that they can listen to at their leisure. You...

Are you mercury toxic?

Are You Mercury Toxic? Mercury exposure and toxicity is a prevalent and significant public health threat. A well-established neurotoxin — a substance that is damaging to the brain and nervous system — mercury has been linked with brain diseases like Alzheimer’s and is potentially linked to autism. Research shows that people with Alzheimer’s disease often have blood levels of mercury up to three times higher than people who are not suffering from the disease. In another study, researchers added small amounts of mercury to cultured neurons in a laboratory and found seven cell features that are used in the diagnosis of Alzheimer’s disease. Once it makes its way into our bodies, mercury can be difficult to eliminate. The symptoms of mercury excess, according to neurologist, Dr. David Perlmutter,...

WOOD/TREE (The 5 elements)

The essence of a sprouting grain Call me wood or tree, it’s just a name An upward rising energy You may call me ascending chi Grass, flowers or the mighty oak I’m the power behind all growth Though I’m the essence of all humor When blocked I can even grow a tumor Present at spring, I give rebirth Behind all laughter, I am mirth Upward and onward, my motto and song I see what’s right and not what’s wrong I wake each bird and every child I’m in the wind that runneth wild The mist that rises in the morn Each new day is the sun reborn For all those yearning to be free Look within and look to me...

WATER (The 5 elements)

After such hard work, enjoy a shower Though I am soft, I have no less power My drops, through eons erode any rock My nebulous vapor can rust any lock I seek all places deep and low I run not or jump, I relax and flow I am the moist eyes of every daughter To life I am mother, they know me as water Lakes and oceans, rainstorm and dew After the drought, all life I renew Steam me, I’ll condense, freeze me, I’ll melt I’m the flow of emotion, can’t be known, just felt I clean out all toxins, remove all debris No one can live a moment without me Hear me in song in the cry of the loon Poets depict me in the face of the moon Restrict my expression and soon you’ll be old Life is for living,...

METAL (The 5 elements)

Those on earth, they call me real No phantasm, or cloud, with me you’ll feel Hit your thumb with a hammer, bang! I am the essence who is most Yang Those of the east, they named me metal Perhaps the new age shall call me crystal Strength, and tension, pressure and strain The bone of form, the skull for your brain God’s kingdom extended to the realms most dense Valiant souls, they then journeyed hence The fist of the victor, the diamond, the will The spine of a cactus, an avalanche spill To air I am thunder, to water I’m hail My iron stokes fires, to wood I’m the nail To earth I’m the shovel, I’m the essence of men The bullet, the sword blade, the tip of the pen The teeth of the lion, the nails of a hare Feel my...

EARTH/SOIL (The 5 elements)

The acrid scent of compost pile The diaper of a newborn child Earth, just turned, in garden bed The roses of the newly wed The freshest air, when storm has passed The fragrance of the fresh cut grass I bring the fire to life for form Your soul with flesh I do adorn Between the seasons I give you rest Truly I am the cosmic breast I would not have you burn your lips You must have reality in tiny sips A handful of dirt that teems with life If you like, I am spirit’s wife In volcanic ash new life shall creep Pollen sprouting to pistil’s deep The softness of each petal rare Floral fragrance distilled with care My joy to serve, as farmer’s toil All you need springs from my soil...

FIRE (The 5 elements)

I am the fire of the Central Sun The light of life, of everyone The heat that keep the bloodstream warm The lightning of the thunderstorm Wisdom of the sages mind All impure I shall refine Bees buzzing on a summer day Children jumping, as they laugh and play Quasars, pulsars, electrons too All that’s old I shall renew The hearth that comforts every home I breathe in every centrosome The glint in every warrior’s eye The faith that martyrs never die The glow of cosmos, the light of space The speed of thought, desire to race Beyond all form and every name Behold I beat thine own heart flame...