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Real Soda Ads

I believe in 15 years people will look back on all the drug company ads and commercials with the same disbelief that we have in seeing these old soda ads. If you can't read the small print, it says: How soon is too soon?  Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. This one says: Why we have the youngest customers in the business. This...

From the Mouth of Babes

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, ' If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,...

Amazing Universe Facts

AMAZING UNIVERSE FACTS The incredible diversity of the cosmos is illustrated in the following examples: About 99% of the stars seen on a typical night are larger, more massive and brighter than the Sun. Each one is cruising through the milky Way Galaxy at about 50,000 kilometers per hour (30,000 mph). The star PSR 1937-214 is no wider than the city limits of a medium-sized city but it weight 500,000 times as much as Earth and is spinning on its axis 642 times a second. This record holder among the twirling stars we call pulsars is rotating so fast, its equator is moving at one-tenth the speed of light. Pulsars are incredibly dense. A thimbleful of pulsar material would weigh as much as all the water in Lake Erie....

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Thank You Body – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

THANK YOU BODY I’m so grateful body mine You know just what to do Serving me at every time Yourself you can renew The cells, they talk together Through hormones in the blood Which is warm in any weather Life essence through me flood Never ceasing to amaze me Even when I’m sick I realize the necessity Invaders from thee kick When I get out of the way You know just what to eat When I rest and work and play Then you feel complete With what wonder are you made So many living layers A bone, and muscle and skin braid Through you I give my prayers Dear organs, working day and night What payment can I give Your happiness is my delight My life we two shall live Liver, kidney, blessed heart You all know what to do Spleen and brain, oh every part I really love you true And when you’re...

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Inner Truth – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

INNER TRUTH O truth how shall I find thee? No two seem to agree The errors seem to bind me All I want is to be free I’ve searched in churches many Read a multitude of books But still have not found any That haven’t any hooks But when I close my eyes and pray There' a burning in my heart I feel that flame will light my way From there my journey starts First I feel pure wisdom Golden thoughts of light Of my mind I take dominion That I may do what’s right Then I’m charged with power Blue lightning blazing through God’s will I’ll do each hour His purposes so true At last I’m filled with only love Pink fragrant rose of bliss I’ll make this world like that above And heal all that’s amiss With purity of motive Determined to do good My life shining like a votive I’ll...

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Infinite Becoming – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

INFINITE BECOMING Life exists in all dimensions Beyond all human sight It is one, no division Will you shine in the night? Then cast off all your concepts Admit you don’t know snuff Go beyond the outer precepts See past accumulated stuff I AM the life within you That beats your very heart Made your shining Earth, so blue And planned it from the start That you could have a place to live And stretch your heart and mind To learn that all must give And serve and to be kind First the center of one form Then a family And on and on to be reborn The heart of galaxy You ask, is there an end? This becoming, all the time The answer: to transcend Be one – spirit,  soul and mind...

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God in Nature – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

GOD IN NATURE O God in all of nature How beautiful thou art Perfect in every creature As intended from the start We as co-creators Helped life to form and name And came to Earth to aid her To bring blessing was our aim To be masters of our feeling Our every deed and thought These desires were appealing Before in our own web we were caught But slowly gave we power Unto that which we helped create And now we fear and cower Before that which we ourselved did make Our soul with outer cover So we could better function here A gift from Divine Mother To live in these dense spheres Yet still nature does obey us But we forgot how to command Now we rule unconscious With no bridle in our hand Hatred, fear and worry Sadness, remorse and grief We’ve stamped upon pure energy And now we seek relief For...

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Glow Bug – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

GLOW BUG A pleasure of great height Enraptures me around A fragrance of a wild flower Doth my soul astound A little light of lightning bug Aglowing in my hand I put it on a flower That now seems oh so grand Then I gaze above my head And see a glowing star It seems just like that little bug Just huge and yet so far One day that star shall be done And this insect sooner still More passing even this silent night And day shall dawn a new Another star shall light the day So close, we call it sun Enjoy the life that it imparts Come on, let have some fun Now like a child in the now No time there seems to be Just one life everywhere My feeling is so free...

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Forever Hope – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

FOREVER HOPE No matter great the darkness There always comes the Light However far the distance The shore will come in sight Whatever past has happened It need not come again How many times I’ve fallen And then my ways did mend Oh blessed Hope my friend of old You’ve never left me long After every sorrow There always comes a song Just behind each winter There’s every time a spring After storm the rainbow And then does nature sing From each seed that dyeth A flower new will grow Tomorrow will be brighter This very truth I know Remember, give up never Seek and always strive There always be another chance As long as you’re alive If off the trail you’ve wandered Go back and seek the way If night, then stay and rest awhile For soon it will be day There is no need for great regret For what is past is done Following...

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Beyond the Stars – A Poem by Warren King, L.Ac.

BEYOND THE STARS I gaze into the midnight sky So many stars I see Who can know the how and why? Of cosmic galaxy  Does time and space have an end? My world is oh so small A thought of awe and wonder send A message to the All  Of consciousness all is made Empty space does not exist From purest Love, without shade Of this it does consist Energy and life force Condensed or spread apart Within each part dwells the source There is no end or start The being who ensouls the sun An average star, they say Shall a galaxy become For that is nature’s way  Beyond the universe AM I Transcend all finite form Yet answer every child’s cry And make all Life reborn In quasars AM I singing In pulsars do I shine In wedding bells I’m ringing Everything’s divine The honey in the bee hive The rainbow in the...

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