Real Soda Ads

I believe in 15 years people will look back on all the drug company ads and commercials with the same disbelief that we have in seeing these old soda ads.

If you can’t read the small print, it says:

How soon is too soon? ┬áNot soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and “fitting in” during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

This one says:

Why we have the youngest customers in the business. This young man is 11 months old-and he isn’t our youngest customer by any means.

For 7-up is so pure, so wholesome, you can even give it to babies and feel good about it. Look at the back of a 7-Up bottle. Notice that all our ingredients are listed (That isn’t required of soft drinks, you know-but we’re proud to do it and we think you’re pleased that we do.)

By the way, Mom, when it comes to toddlers-if they like to be coaxed to drink their milk, try this. Add 7-Up to the milk in equal parts, pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. It’s a wholesome combination-and it works! Make 7-Up your family drink. You like it…it likes you!

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