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PARAPROSDOKIANS

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous:   1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.   2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.   3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.   5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.   6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..   7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.   8. They begin the evening news with 'Good...