PARAPROSDOKIANS

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous:   1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.   2. The last thing I want to do...

Anagrams: mix up the letters

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER   ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER   DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT   THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE   GEORGE BUSH:...

From the Mouth of Babes

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’ MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t...

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