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PARAPROSDOKIANS

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous:   1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.   2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.   3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.   5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.   6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..   7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.   8. They begin the evening news with 'Good...

Anagrams: mix up the letters

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER   ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER   DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT   THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE   GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE   THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS   DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM   SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME   ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY   ELECTION RESULTS : When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT   SNOOZE ALARMS : When you rearrange the letters: ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S   A DECIMAL POINT : When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE   THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE   ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE   AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:   MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER                                ...

The New Paradigm in Healing Newsletter | Spring 2010

The New Paradigm in Healing Newsletter | Spring 2010   Articles in this issue: Blog Post: Helping the Children The Dark Side of Unfermented Soy Recipe: Amazing Almond Butter Balls Ginger Compress for Spring A Great Website for Spiritual Seekers Testimonial Video Meditation: The Interview with God Humor: From the Mouth of Babes   Helping The Children   I am so grateful to working with many young children and making a major difference in their lives. Although ideally I would want to work with mothers before they become pregnant, children with health issues tend to heal quickly and often with amazing results. I just saw a young boy who was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, which is a mild form of autism. After just a few months of treatment he is now in a regular school and doing regular kid stuff,...

From the Mouth of Babes

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, ' If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,...